If you register and leave a comment I will give you a crisp £5 note*.
*Terms and conditions apply
I will not be giving £5 notes to people I do not personally know. There are no £5 notes for weirdos, hippies or goths. Notes can be transferred into any denomination at the current exchange rate. Terms and condidions appply. Stop reading this now. It’s not making much sense anymore. Seriously. Stop it.